JUST IN - Officials have isolated a new disease called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em,") and it is a terrible obamanation. It is contracted through putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008 but now realize how destructive this sickness is. Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug called Votemout. You take one dose in 2010 and another in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again.
Special thanks to my former classmate and current Facebook friend Janine Lane for sharing this with me.
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