Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The email files

I have received lots of good stuff in the email recently and thought I would share it with you. I am working on a new original post and hope to have it up soon. In the mean time, enjoy these goodies! Jim Chitty



WHAT A SUMMARY!!!



So, Let's Recap--



1. The American people elect a black president with a total of 142 days experience as a US Senator from the most politically corrupt state in America whose governor is ousted from office. The President's first official act is to order the close of Gitmo and make sure terrorists civil rights are not violated. (He screwed up!!)



2. The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists. (An honest mistake?!)



3. The CIA Boss appointee, Leon Panetta, has absolutely no experience, has a daughter Linda, we find out, who is a true radical anti-American activist and a supporter of all the Anti-American regimes in the western hemisphere. (There were socio-economic factors involved!)



4. We got the second most corrupt American woman (Pelosi is #1) as Secretary of State; bought and paid for. (You can put lipstick on a pig, but it still stinks!)



5. We got a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who did not properly file his own taxes for 12 years. (He misspoke!)



6. A Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to
corruption charges. (Another honest mistake???)



7. A Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges... (Hmmm... another screw-up?)



8. A Labor Secretary nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct. (Ok, maybe this person was just plain stupid.)



9. A Secretary of HHS nominee (Daschle) who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes. (I'm running out of

excuses for these idiots!!)



10. Multiple appointments of former lobbyists after an absolute campaign statement that no lobbyists would be appointed. (Dear God, I need a drink!)



All this occurred just during the first three weeks. . . but who's counting?



America is being run by the modern-day Three Stooges ;Barry, Nancy and Harry and they are still trying to define stimulus..."it's spending!!!"



The congress passes the $80 0,000,000,000 (that's $800 billion) pork-loaded spending bill where the government gives you a smidgen of your tax dollars ($13 per week), making you feel so good about yourself [stimulated], that you want to run out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV and go home and watch Telemundo!



Only in America , what a country...



Pray for our country. Here's the good news though - Obama took Air Force One to Denver to sign the stimulus package, wasting as much as 10,000 gallons of fuel OR 24 JOBS FOR ONE YEAR. Don't you just love this hypocrite?



Speaking of praying, Obama has now been president for seven months and yet he & wife (first lady) Michelle, the Christian family they claim to be, have not attended church since the inauguration. He must miss Reverend Wright!



In these times 'I'll keep my God, my freedom, my gun, and my money. Anyone who supports this insanity can keep "THE CHANGE".'



In God We Trust!



Good stuff!! JC





The Budweiser Story



(not a joke) This is TRUE!



How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on
the 11th of September, 2001...

thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California



After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events

in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th,



A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a
California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business

to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval

and support of this treacherous attack.

The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible people. His boss asked him, 'Do you think you could go in there long enough to pull every Budweiser product and item our beverage company sells there? We'll never deliver to them again.'

The employee walked in, proceeded to pull every single product his beverage company provided and left with an incredible grin on his face. He told them never to bother to call for a delivery again.



Budweiser happens to be the beer of choice for that community. Just letting you know how
Kern County handled this situation.

And Now The Rest Of The Story:



It seems that the Bud driver and the Pepsi man are neighbors. Bud called Pepsi and told him. Pepsi called his boss who told him to pull all Pepsi products as well!!! That would include Frito Lay, etc.



Furthermore, word spread and all vendors followed suit! At last report, on
June 26, 2009, Fareed Katib closed the store and filed bankruptcy!



Good old American Passive-Aggressive A$$ Whoopin! Pass this along, America needs to know that we're all working together!



I am not a fan of alcoholic beverages or those companies who sell them. They could all go away tomorrow and I would not shed a single tear. That being said, this is a great story!! JC



NOMINEE FOR EMAIL OF THE YEAR!



After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said:

"Let me see if I've got this right."



"You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love for learning."



"You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem and personal pride."



"You want me to teach them patriotism and good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to vote, balance a checkbook, and apply for a job."



"You want me to check their heads for lice, recognize signs of antisocial behavior, and make sure that they all pass the final exams."



"You also want me to provide them with an equal education regardless of their handicaps, and communicate regularly with their parents in English, Spanish or any other language, by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card."



"You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps."



'You want me to do all this and then you tell me. . .
I CAN'T PRAY???"



Well put!!! JC

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