Why are they wasting time and money investigating this crash? It's blatantly obvious to anyone paying attention what caused this crash. Just ask any liberal, they'll tell you. It's Bush's fault. And, the reason all the passengers survived was of course because of the Messiah, the Lord and Savior Barack Obama.
Jim Chitty
Writer/Columnist/Blogger
Friday, January 16, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
I think I almost stepped on one of these yesterday...
What is so smart about this alleged "Smart Car" anyway? I mean who wants to get 60mpg if you get squashed like a bug when you're run over by a Suburban?? I think I inadvertently almost stepped on one these little guys yesterday.Back when gas was $4 a gallon people said "Sure, make fun of the little car. We'll see who is laughing when they fill up for $6 as opposed to the $60 it costs you". To which I replied "Maybe, but I'll be the one laughing when I'm driving away and he is still pulling the rope trying to get it started". I will say this though, those little Briggs & Stratton engines sure are reliable. Shoot, if you strap on the optional blade deck, not only is it a great commute car, but you can also make extra money on the weekends using it to mow lawns.
If I owned a big Ford F-250 or something, I actually wouldn't mind having a couple of these little cars to haul around in the back just in case I run out of gas or something. If you stack them right, you could probably get 3 of them in your average 3/4 ton truck. You could strap one to the back of your Hummer, and drive one up in the back of your Ford Excursion. Of course the best use for this "car" is keep it in your back yard and push your kids around in it.
The Smart Car. Body by Mattel, engine by Briggs & Stratton. Available wherever fine toys are sold. Batteries not included. Some assembly required.
Jim Chitty
Writer/Columnist/Blogger
Just a little humor (very little)
Q: How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a playoff game?
A: No one knows
Q: Have you seen the sign on the freeway near Texas Stadium?
A: It says Loop 12, Cowboys 0.
Q: How are the Dallas Cowboys and an armadillo alike?
A: They both lay down and die at home and get killed on the road.
Q: How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard??
A. Put up a goal post.
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around the TV with their feet propped up watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys.
Q: What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill??
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.
A: A dollar bill is still worth something.
Mrs. Johnson took her 4th grade class to a Dallas Cowboys game. About an hour after she dropped them off she got a phone call from Texas Stadium security asking her to come and pick up the kids. It appears they were beating the Cowboys by 2 touchdowns.
A young boy was in court for a custody hearing. His parents were abusive and the court was seeking alternate living arrangements for the boy. After reviewing and rejecting several family members the judge finally asked the boy who he wanted to live with. He replied "I want to live with the Dallas Cowboys. They don't beat anybody."
A: No one knows
Q: Have you seen the sign on the freeway near Texas Stadium?
A: It says Loop 12, Cowboys 0.
Q: How are the Dallas Cowboys and an armadillo alike?
A: They both lay down and die at home and get killed on the road.
Q: How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard??
A. Put up a goal post.
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around the TV with their feet propped up watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys.
Q: What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill??
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.
A: A dollar bill is still worth something.
Mrs. Johnson took her 4th grade class to a Dallas Cowboys game. About an hour after she dropped them off she got a phone call from Texas Stadium security asking her to come and pick up the kids. It appears they were beating the Cowboys by 2 touchdowns.
A young boy was in court for a custody hearing. His parents were abusive and the court was seeking alternate living arrangements for the boy. After reviewing and rejecting several family members the judge finally asked the boy who he wanted to live with. He replied "I want to live with the Dallas Cowboys. They don't beat anybody."
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Labonte lands ride for 2009
According to a preliminary report on NASCAR.com, 2000 Cup Series Champion Bobby Labonte will drive the #96 Ford for Hall of Fame Racing in 2009. Hall of Fame announced today that they have aligned themselves with Yates Racing, one of the top Ford teams in NASCAR. The #96 car will continue to be owned by Hall of Fame Racing, but will operate out of the Yates facility and be maintained by the Yates team. There is no word yet as to who will sponsor the team. Texas Instruments DLP has sponsored the #96 since the race team was started by former NFL Hall of Fame quarterbacks Roger Staubach and Troy Aikman in 2006.Jim Chitty
Writer/Columnist/Blogger
Monday, January 12, 2009
I must be a racist
What is a racist? The dictionary defines racism as "1 : a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race. 2 : racial prejudice or discrimination." Today's society defines a racist as anyone who disagrees with, and did not support or vote for Barrack Obama, and as someone who is opposed to illegal immigration. If you go by the dictionary definition, I am not a racist. However, if you go by society's current definition, I might be. Let's take a look.
If opposing the ideas, policies, and rhetoric but not the race or ethnicity of a political figure who happens to be black makes me a racist, then so be it. I'll wear the label proudly.
If expecting that immigrants to America abide by our laws and come here legally regardless where they come from makes me a racist, then so be it. I'll wear the label with pride.
If being a Conservative and holding Christian family values makes me a racist, then I'm guilty as charged.
Our liberal society has it all twisted around. I opposed Barack Obama's bid for the presidency because of the Marxist/Socialist views he espouses not because of his skin color. His blackness had nothing to do with it. In fact, there are several men of color that I would love to see run for and even be elected President. J.C. Watts is one. Michael Steele is one. Dr. Walter E. Williams is another. Supremen Court Justice Clarence Thomas is yet another I would support. These are fine, upstanding patriotic Americans who don't pal around with terrorists and don't to destroy this country with Socialism and political correctness.
Society also has this twisted notion that opposing illegal immigration and supporting the rule of law is racist. Is it racist to expect immigrants to America to abide by our traffic laws and not speed, or drink and drive? Is it racist to expect them to stop and stop signs and red lights? Of course not. Immigration laws are no different than these traffic laws. It is not racist to not only expect, but to insist and even demand that immigrants abide by our immigration laws as well.
Some even try to play the "God" card and say that it is un-Christian to oppose illegal immigration.They obviously, clearly don't know thier Bible. Either that or they know it all too well and choose to ignore it to push their agenda. The Bible tells us in no uncertain terms that as Christians we are to obey the laws of the land and that those in power who make and enforce the laws are annointed by God to do so. Don't believe me? Do the research for yourself then. Immigration laws fit this category. So that means God expects immigration laws to be followed and enforced. Now, tell me then, is God a racist?? Be very careful how you answer that one.
So, to set the record straight for those of you who may be thinking "this guy is a racist" and for those of you who have even dared to call me that, you couldn't be more wrong.There is not a racist bone in my body. If you would bother to actually read my posts you would know this.You obviously don't know me. So if you are one of those, I would like to invite to take a long, hard look in the mirror and a long hard look at the nearest Bible to see where God stands on this issue and how that compares to where you stand. I have done this and know that I am rock solid ground on my views concerning illegal immigration and concerning our incoming president. I make no apologies for the stances I take and if they offend you, that's your problem not mine.
Jim Chitty
Writer/Columnist/Blogger
If opposing the ideas, policies, and rhetoric but not the race or ethnicity of a political figure who happens to be black makes me a racist, then so be it. I'll wear the label proudly.
If expecting that immigrants to America abide by our laws and come here legally regardless where they come from makes me a racist, then so be it. I'll wear the label with pride.
If being a Conservative and holding Christian family values makes me a racist, then I'm guilty as charged.
Our liberal society has it all twisted around. I opposed Barack Obama's bid for the presidency because of the Marxist/Socialist views he espouses not because of his skin color. His blackness had nothing to do with it. In fact, there are several men of color that I would love to see run for and even be elected President. J.C. Watts is one. Michael Steele is one. Dr. Walter E. Williams is another. Supremen Court Justice Clarence Thomas is yet another I would support. These are fine, upstanding patriotic Americans who don't pal around with terrorists and don't to destroy this country with Socialism and political correctness.
Society also has this twisted notion that opposing illegal immigration and supporting the rule of law is racist. Is it racist to expect immigrants to America to abide by our traffic laws and not speed, or drink and drive? Is it racist to expect them to stop and stop signs and red lights? Of course not. Immigration laws are no different than these traffic laws. It is not racist to not only expect, but to insist and even demand that immigrants abide by our immigration laws as well.
Some even try to play the "God" card and say that it is un-Christian to oppose illegal immigration.They obviously, clearly don't know thier Bible. Either that or they know it all too well and choose to ignore it to push their agenda. The Bible tells us in no uncertain terms that as Christians we are to obey the laws of the land and that those in power who make and enforce the laws are annointed by God to do so. Don't believe me? Do the research for yourself then. Immigration laws fit this category. So that means God expects immigration laws to be followed and enforced. Now, tell me then, is God a racist?? Be very careful how you answer that one.
So, to set the record straight for those of you who may be thinking "this guy is a racist" and for those of you who have even dared to call me that, you couldn't be more wrong.There is not a racist bone in my body. If you would bother to actually read my posts you would know this.You obviously don't know me. So if you are one of those, I would like to invite to take a long, hard look in the mirror and a long hard look at the nearest Bible to see where God stands on this issue and how that compares to where you stand. I have done this and know that I am rock solid ground on my views concerning illegal immigration and concerning our incoming president. I make no apologies for the stances I take and if they offend you, that's your problem not mine.
Jim Chitty
Writer/Columnist/Blogger
A picture is worth a thousand words
George Washington, our nation's first president and leader of the American Revolution!
Abe Lincoln, our most honorable leader. Pulled our nation through its darkest time!
Alexander Hamilton, founding father, first secretary of the treasury and leader of the constitutional convention!
Ulysses Grant, Union army general, led the North through the Civil War!
Ben Franklin, Genius inventor, political theorist and leading author of the constitution.
Finally, we have someone to put on the food stamp!!!!!!!
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