Q: How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a playoff game?
A: No one knows
Q: Have you seen the sign on the freeway near Texas Stadium?
A: It says Loop 12, Cowboys 0.
Q: How are the Dallas Cowboys and an armadillo alike?
A: They both lay down and die at home and get killed on the road.
Q: How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard??
A. Put up a goal post.
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around the TV with their feet propped up watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys.
Q: What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill??
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.
A: A dollar bill is still worth something.
Mrs. Johnson took her 4th grade class to a Dallas Cowboys game. About an hour after she dropped them off she got a phone call from Texas Stadium security asking her to come and pick up the kids. It appears they were beating the Cowboys by 2 touchdowns.
A young boy was in court for a custody hearing. His parents were abusive and the court was seeking alternate living arrangements for the boy. After reviewing and rejecting several family members the judge finally asked the boy who he wanted to live with. He replied "I want to live with the Dallas Cowboys. They don't beat anybody."
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