I was given this by a co-worker and thought it was worth sharing.

Happy New Year 2009

I want to wish all of my email contacts a very Happy New Year.....

As I reflect back on 2008, I can say we had quite a year:

Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.

Whites are happy; OJ is in jail.

Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.

Republicans are happy, Democrats will finally quit saying Bush stole the elections.

All of us are happy that the election is finally over!!

I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after the inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace.

Then, on the 7th day, He will rest.

Best Wishes for 2009

"The government cannot give to anyone anything

that it does not first take from someone else."

This all just leaves me wondering; just what exactly is he going to do with or to the first tornado or hurricane that violates his ban? Will he send the military to go bomb it? Most likely, he will want to try to sit down and reason with it. Create a dialogue. Listen to it's concerns. As far as finding Osama, he has already been found (see picture below).

Just look in your nearest 7-11!

In all seriousness though, may I remind you that Obama IS NOT the Messiah. He IS NOT the answer to all that is believed to be wrong with America. We are the greatest nation on the planet, and this clown wants to "change" that?? God help us all.

Jim Chitty

Writer/Columnist/Blogger