Flood Hits lagos, Kills 25 - Boko Haram Claims Responsibility Says "This is Just the Beginning @floodjokes

• A married woman was found on another man's bed in a house 4 streets away from her home in Lagos. She claims it was the flood that carried her there

• LAGOS FLOODS; WATER LEVEL AS HIGH AS FIVE FEET, AKI AND PAWPAW STILL MISSING

• lagosians Please look out your window and confirm that your house is still on your street or close. I just got informed dat a friend's building on d island is now in Akoka. I guess the rain copied and pasted it there
• Since Lagos has refused to vote for umbrella, they can as well use their brooms to sweep the flood away