Monday, March 9, 2009

What the letters mean.

Just in case you have ever wondered what the letters that make up the names of the major network news outlets stand for, allow me to clear it up for you.

ABC - Anything But Christian (during the Clinton years it also meant Adoring Bill Clinton).
CBS - Clinton Bull S___
NBC - Nothing But Clinton (during the coverage of the Virginia Tech Shooting when they attempted to make the shooter Cho out to look like an innocent victim it also stood for Nothing But Cho).
CNN - Clinton News Network.
CNBC - Clinton & Nothing But Clinton

They might as well just all merge and call the new company WLNN - The Wacko Liberal News Network. Or maybe LBNN - The Liberally Biased News Network. Either one is an accurate description of all of them. Thank God for FOX News, USA Radio Network News, and SRN News. Real news without the hype and opinions.

Jim Chitty
Writer/Columnist/Blogger.

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