Funnies

These are just a couple of funnies sent to our email recently. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did......Jim

A day at the barber shop….

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.

The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?'

McCain replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the

inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

Southern Hospitality

Atlanta ATC (air traffic control) : 'Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.'



Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge.Cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -

Allah be Praised.'



Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.'



Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.'



Pause...



Saudi Air: 'ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC'



Atlanta ATC: 'Go ahead Saudi Air 911.'



Saudi Air: 'YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.'



Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- y'a hear?'