Obama's 7 Additional States Identified

Barrack Obama’s recent claim that he has been to 57 states during his campaign has drawn criticism from many, including myself. Now, I must concede that he was actually telling the truth when he made his claim. I will take the next couple of paragraphs to explain and identify the additional seven states.

We all know the 48 contiguous states, plus Hawaii and Alaska. However, being of such a superior intellect, Barrack Obama has now caused us to acknowledge the existence of seven more. First, there are the three states where Obama lives and spends equal amounts of time. They are the state of confusion, the state of apathy, and the state of delusion. In addition, he frequently visits the state of denial, the state of chaos, the state of shock, and the state of panic.

He also said that he has one state left to visit, and it is the state he will take all Americans to if he is elected. It is the state in which he wants us all to reside right along with him. Obama’s ultimate destination, and America’s too if we’re dumb enough to elect him is, the state of misery. The question is, are you going to willingly follow him there, be dragged there kicking and screaming, or will you do everything in your power to see that he goes there alone? For me, the last option is the best and only option.

Jim Chitty
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