A winning strategy in Afghanistan.

The US government has just revelaed a new fighting force about to be deployed to Afghanistan. They assure it will bring a quick end to the conflict over there. It is called United States Redneck Special Forces, or the USRSF.

They will be sent into battle armed with following information about the terrorists:

1. The season is now open

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The pentagon expects this offensive to be completed by Friday!